PEORIA, IL – Federal authorities are helping SEIU unionize lemonade stands across the country.
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CHINESE SPIES INVADE AMERICAN SWIMMING POOLS
PHILADELPHIA – Chinese spies, living in the U.S., haven taken over American swimming pools. Americans are burning up!
PAUL MCCARTNEY AT WHITE HOUSE – LENNON APPEARS
WASHINGTON, DC –Â Paul McCartney was “In Performance at the White House” and… John Lennon showed up!
OBAMA PORTRAYS FELA AT WH LAST NIGHT
WASHINGTON – Broadway came to the White House for a night and President Obama’s portrayal of Fela was a smash hit!
OBAMA RELEASES SECOND CHUPACABRA INTO TEXAS
BREAKING –Â The U.S. Department of Interior Obama released a second Chupacabra today, this time into Texas.
BAT BOY PUT IN CHARGE OF U.S. CYBER COMMAND
BREAKING –Â Washington, D.C. The White House announced this morning that they will be putting Bat Boy in charge of the newly created “Perfect Citizen” cyber program.
PRESIDENT OBAMA'S OVAL OFFICE ADDRESS
WASHINGTON D.C. – From the comfort of the Oval Office, President Obama shared his thoughts on the BP oil spill!
PRESIDENT OBAMA PUTS KID TO SLEEP
KALAMAZOO, MICH. – A President Obama speech might be all some need to get a good night sleep!
PRESIDENT OBAMA BILLBOARD
BUFFALO, NY – President Obama has a new billboard that doesn’t exactly give him some good PR!
