NEW YORK – Solar bikinis are going to be the rage in the summer of 2012!
IPAD FALLS FROM SPACE!
An iPad was dropped to Earth from space in a super-tough $6 case — and survived.
STEVE JOBS TOMBSTONE
PALO ALTO, CA – WWN has learned that Apple has created a special tombstone for Steve Jobs.
WWN ON GOOGLE CURRENTS!
BREAKING NEWS Google has selected Weekly World News for the launch of the new Google Currents social reading platform for iPhones, Android Phones, Android tablets and iPads.
STEVE JOBS COMMENCEMENT SPEECH
RIP. Steve Jobs. 1955-2011.
APPLE TO BUILD SPACESHIP AS NEW HQ
CUPERTINO, CA — Steve Jobs announced he is building a new headquarters that will also double as a spaceship.
iPHONES TRACK USERS
PALO ALTO, CA – It was revealed today that iPhones keep track of everywhere a user goes… and saves the information in a database!
CHIMPANZEES – THE NEW TECH SUPPORT
BEIJING, China – Chimpanzees are now being used for outsourced technical support.
iPAD 2 RUMORS
NEW YORK – Apple announced that the iPad 2 will come installed with a revolutionary app – Windows!
STEVE JOBS INTRODUCES THE IPORN
CUPERTINO, CA – Steve Jobs “freedom from porn” statement caused a firestorm in the tech world, so he created the iPorn.