WASHINGTON D.C. – President Obama has launched a new plan to keep kids in school. Puts the pressure of under-performing schools to get their act together!
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ED ANGER SAYS, "HEALTH CARE MAKES ME SICK!"
I finally figured out the whole point of that long stupid meeting the Teleprompter Kid had about health care!
STEPHEN BALDWIN
WASHINGTON D.C. – Stephen Baldwin’s acting career hasn’t exactly been A-list material. That’s not stopping him from making noise in other areas!
PRESIDENTIAL RECESS APPOINTMENTS
WASHINGTON D.C. – President Barack Obama made an announcement Tuesday that if Republicans continue to block all legislation, he will seek punitive action.
MISS ME YET BILLBOARD
MINNEAPOLIS, MN – A billboard near Wyoming has appeared with a familiar face and a funny message!
PALIN CAUGHT CHEATING
NASHVILLE, TN – Sarah Palin caught cheating at the keynote address at the Tea Party convention. Incident will go on her permanent record.
GOP BELIEFS
WASHINGTON D.C. – According to a new poll a majority of the GOP thinks that President Obama is a racist, socialist, and non-US citizen. Their other beliefs will shock you!
MONSTER SNOWSTORM
WASHINGTON – The biggest snowstorm in the history of the U.S. will wallop the entire country on Groundhog’s Day. President Obama has declared a national emergency.
OBAMA WARNS ROBOTS
WASHINGTON, DC – President Obama hosted an event for young inventors, but he had a few choice words for robots.