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70 DEAD DOLPHINS

February 28, 2011 by Frank Lake

ALABAMA – 70 dead dolphins washed ashore.  It was not due to the BP Oil Spill.  Authorities confirmed the deaths were caused by aliens from Planet Zeeba.

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Categories Aliens, Headlines, TopStory Tags bp, bp oil spill, dead dolphins, Gulf of Mexico, NOAA, washed ashore

EARTH RUNNING OUT OF AIR

September 29, 2010 by Frank Lake


SAN DIEGO – Scientists believe the world is running out of breathable air.

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Categories Headlines, TopStory Tags bp, climate change, Czar, gulf oil spill, oxygen, president obama, scientists, Task Force

DEATH PENALTY FOR BP – ACCORDING TO BRAD PITT

August 23, 2010 by Dallas Commagreens

NEW YORK, NY – If it were up to Brad Pitt – BP would have to face some serious consequences!

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Categories Celebs, Headlines, TopStory Tags bp, bp oil spill, brad pitt, capital punishment, death penalty, gulf oil spill, oceans eleven, spike lee

BP DISCOVERS OIL AT STONEHENGE

July 23, 2010 by Frank Lake

COUNTY WILTSHIRE – Archaeologists working for BP have made a startling new find at Stonehenge – oil.

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Categories Headlines, TopStory Tags bp, david cameron, drill, drilling, druids, england, Gulf of Mexico, oil spill, stonehenge, united kingdom

BP CAUGHT USING PHOTOSHOPPED IMAGE

July 21, 2010 by Garrett Hawley

NEW ORLEANS – BP wants the oil spill to go away so bad that it’s resorting to extreme measures.

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Categories Headlines, TopStory Tags bp, bp oil spill

JUDGE THROWS TARBALLS AT LOHAN

July 7, 2010 by Frank Lake

LOS ANGELES –  Judge Marsha Revel threw tarballs at Lindsay Lohan’s while sentencing her to jail.

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Categories Celebs, Headlines, TopStory Tags beverly hills, bp, dui, Gulf of Mexico, LiLo, lindsay lohan, Lisa Bloom, Mean Girls, Michael Lohan, paris hilton

MERPEOPLE TO BUY CONEY ISLAND

December 19, 2008 by Reginald Cunningham III

NEW YORK, NY – New York state, desperate for money, has agreed to sell Coney Island to the Merpeople.

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Categories Mutants, TopStory Tags bp, circus freaks, coney island, david paterson, governor paterson, hawaii, ibiza, jersey shore, new york, new york city, paterson, staten island
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