November 2010

DENVER BANS ALIENS

November 3, 2010 by Frank Lake

DENVER – Citizens of Denver rejected a proposition to track space aliens.

November 3, 2010 by Frank Lake

HONG KONG – The Chinese are selling a blow-up doll of Barack Obama. It’s a hot seller.

November 3, 2010 by Frank Lake

ELECTION 2010 – Big loser: marijuana remains illegal in California. Big winner: the McRib is back!

November 2, 2010 by Frank Lake

ALBANY – Andrew Cuomo voted and then went off and turned himself into Bat Boy!!

November 2, 2010 by Frank Lake

SACRAMENTO – Meg Whitman didn’t vote today. She spent the time turning herself into Bat Boy!!

November 2, 2010 by Frank Lake

HEY VOTERS!… Why waster your time voting? Join the fun and Bat Boy yourself!

November 2, 2010 by WWN Staff

WASHINGTON – Jon Stewart announced this morning that he will run for president in 2012.

November 1, 2010 by Frank Lake

CAPE CANA – NASA is going to send the first “Robonauts” into space this week/

June 14, 2021November 1, 2010 by Tap Vann

GERMANY – A giant sinkhole under a residential street opened up on Monday in central Germany.

November 1, 2010 by Frank Lake

CHICAGO – Every state is reporting massive voter fraud in today’s midterm elections.