GERMANY – A commercially developed jetpack, SkyFlash, is ready for liftoff!
JUSTIN BIEBER’S MONKEY MURDERED
Justin Bieber’s monkey was murdered in Germany. Drake Bell is a suspect.
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CAVEMAN FLUTE
Music was flourishing in Europe in 40,000BC – millennia before Beethoven or the Beatles.
UGLIEST BIRD IN THE WORLD
It’s official. Nelson, pictured above, is the ugliest bird in the world.
SCIENTISTS GROW SPERM IN LABORATORY
MUNICH – Scientists are able to grow sperm in a laboratory dish. Could this make men obsolete?
PROSTITUTE METERS
BONN, GERMANY – Prostitutes in this city now have to “feed the meter” if they want to walk the streets.
GHOST NAZIS ATTACK ENGLAND!
LONDON – World War Two German bomber, from the 1940s, are once again dropping bombs on England!
GERMAN SINKHOLE
GERMANY – A giant sinkhole under a residential street opened up on Monday in central Germany.
HAIRLESS BEARS
BERLIN – Scientists are baffled over a group of bears who have lost their fur!