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DEAR DOTTI – THE WORLD’S MOST OUTSPOKEN NEWS COLUMNIST – 10.14.26

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Hey you, Halloween monsters, keep haunting, we’re halfway through the best month of the year. editor@weeklyworldnews.com for all conundrums Halloween, otherwise don’t talk to me until November! BIG PHARMA SKELETONS Dear Dotti, It’s me, Pazuzu. Most souls know me from the movie I starred in, The Exorcist. Since my heyday, I’ve found a lucrative side … READ MORE

HALLOWEEN IN 2025: BACK IN MY DAY, IT WAS APPLES AND GHOST STORIES – NOW IT’S A $20 BILLION CIRCUS OF SIN AND SPARKLY WITCHES!

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(And if you don’t like it, go hug a liberal pumpkin, you snowflake!) Listen up, you candy-hoarding, fog-machine-fondling freaks of the night! It’s October 31, 2025, and here I am, hunkered down in my bunker with a shotgun loaded with rock salt and a bowl of plain old Hershey bars . The kind of bars … READ MORE

FIRST CERTIFIED HAUNTED HOTEL OPENS IN AMERICA!

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NEW OWNER AND GHOSTS BECOME BUSINESS PARTNERS! Staring up at The Helstrom Hotel in Berry Hills, New Jersey, one can’t help being transported to another time, another place. The Hotel resembles a collision between the Munster’s house and The Adams Family’s abode. It’s recently been renovated and it’s picture-perfect. Oh, and it’s haunted. This reporter … READ MORE

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