HORMEL HAMS SMUGGLED INTO COLORADO!

It has been several months since Hormel Foods Corporation CEO, David Crotty was dragged into a Twitter flamewar with Colorado’s most famous citizen, Bill Merry. Weekly World News will not be reporting on the Twitter exchange as it can be seen in it’s entirety on Bill Merry’s Twitter feed. It is most certainly an entertaining … READ MORE

BIGFINGERS!

New ape species discovered in Colorado. LAKE COUNTY, CO – After hiking to the summit of Mount Elbert, zoologist Jeff Sanders knew his career was made when he saw a very unusual primate overturning large stones, looking for grubs to eat. “The creature was about three feet tall,” said Sanders. “It had a humanoid face … READ MORE

UPDATE: MACWORLD THREATENED BY DEATH RAY

UPDATE: Death-ray-wielding open source software supporters are expected to crash the MacWorld convention in San Francisco.

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