WASHINGTON, DC – President Obama issued an Executive Order banning the production and/or consumption of French Fries!
NEW YORK – New polls by Esquire, FHM and People reveal that men consider Adele the sexiest woman alive.
Bad guys have a new weapon: Donut Trail Mugging (DTM). Obese people nationwide are falling for the con.
TURKEY – According to one airline, some flight attendants were carrying too much baggage!
NEW YORK, NY – Fatfoot, the overweight Sasquatch, was recently discovered to be suffering from bulimia. Yesterday he appeared on daytime television show The View to discuss his struggle.
LOS ANGELES, CA – Tonya, the World’s Fattest Cat, just barely lost enough weight this week to remain in competition on NBC’s hit reality series, Biggest Loser.