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WHITE HOUSE BANS FRENCH FRIES IN AMERICA

June 22, 2021September 22, 2011 by Frank Lake

WASHINGTON, DC – President Obama issued an Executive Order banning the production and/or consumption of French Fries!

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Categories Food, TopStory Tags apple, Apples, ban, french fries, michelle obama, obesity, overweight, trans fat

SEXIEST WOMAN ALIVE: ADELE

August 29, 2011 by Tap Vann

NEW YORK –  New polls by Esquire, FHM and People reveal that men consider Adele the sexiest woman alive.

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Categories Headlines, TopStory Tags Adele, Beyonce pregnant, fat, Jessie J., katy perry, lady gaga, obese, overweight, Sex, Sexiest, sexy, Video Music Awards, VMA

DONUT MUGGERS PREY ON THE OBESE

June 11, 2011 by Frank Lake

Bad guys have a new weapon: Donut Trail Mugging (DTM). Obese people nationwide are falling for the con.

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Categories Headlines, TopStory Tags donut, donuts, fat people, obese, overweight

TURKISH AIRLINES BANS FLIGHT ATTENDANTS

August 12, 2010 by Gerry Dorsey

TURKEY – According to one airline, some flight attendants were carrying too much baggage!

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Categories Headlines, TopStory Tags airlines, biggest loser, flight attendants, obesity, overweight, weight loss

FATFOOT ON THE VIEW

November 7, 2008 by Reginald Cunningham III

NEW YORK, NY – Fatfoot, the overweight Sasquatch, was recently discovered to be suffering from bulimia.   Yesterday he appeared on daytime television show The View to discuss his struggle.

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Categories Celebs Tags bulimia, dunkin donuts, eating disorder, fast food, fatfoot, joy behar, new jersey, new york, new york city, overweight, overweight bigfoot, overweight sasquatch, sasquatch, sasquatches, the view, theview

WORLD'S FATTEST CAT ON 'BIGGEST LOSER'

October 17, 2008 by Carl Woodward

LOS ANGELES, CA – Tonya, the World’s Fattest Cat, just barely lost enough weight this week to remain in competition on NBC’s hit reality series, Biggest Loser.

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Categories Mutants, TopStory Tags biggest loser, california, dieting, exercise, los angeles, lose weight, nbc, overweight, weight, world's fattest cat

FATFOOT!

September 19, 2008 by Sarah Haddad

The elusive backwoods creatures are hooked on junk food and have become dangerously overweight!

Categories Mutants Tags Bigfoot, diabetes, diet, fatfoot, food, heart disease, high blood pressure, junk food, obesity, overweight, stroke, wyoming, yellowstone national park

Aliens Fattening Up Americans

September 9, 2008 by Dallas Commagreens

And they’re finally ripe for slaughter!

Categories Aliens, Mutants Tags alien, Aliens, conspiracy, fast food, food, overweight

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