HOLLYWOOD – Lindsay Lohan tweeted Chris Brown asking to meet. They did. And now they’re a couple.
BAT BOY BACKS OBAMA
Obatma’s half-brother, Barack Obama, has received the political endorsement of America’s favorite precocious mutant: Bat Boy.
Bat Boy Gets Passport
Weekly World News investigative reporters have discovered that the U.S. government has issued Bat Boy a passport for international travel!