NASHVILLE, TN – Obama for America campaign manager, David Plouffe, has accused Republican Presidential candidate Senator John McCain of using alien technology
JUNEAU, AK – Sources inside the Alaska State Legislature confirm today that Governor Sarah Palin’s earmark pet project, the “Bridge to Nowhere” was partially funded by Alien Investors.
The yet to be named automobile is known internally as “Codename Twinkle”
Dr. Lawler discovered thumbnail sized microchips throughout McCain’s digestive and nervous system
Viewers of Fox News report seeing political pundit Karl Rove’s brain escaping his head mid-sentence