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ROME WAS BUILT IN A DAY!

August 28, 2022July 8, 2022 by Hideaki Tailor

Archaeologists make a startling discovery! ROME, ITALY — Here’s a newsflash to all those underachievers who fall back on the old claim that ‘Rome wasn’t built in a day.’ “Turns … READ MORE

Categories Headlines, Science, Uncategorized Tags archaeology, rome

3,000 PENGUINS

June 2, 2011 by Tap Vann

SOUTH AMERICA – King Penguins are on the move again.

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Categories Headlines, TopStory, Uncategorized Tags penguin, penguins

HAUNTED HOUSE CALLS 911

May 18, 2011 by Tap Vann

MARBLEHEAD, MA — An empty Massachusetts house called police for help.

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Categories Headlines, TopStory, Uncategorized Tags haunted house, paranormal, paranormal activity

AIR MAKES YOU FAT!

October 8, 2010 by J.B. Smitts

BOSTON – The air you’re breathing is making you fat!

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Categories Headlines, TopStory, Uncategorized Tags american, calories, cancer, depression, diet, drugs, fat, fatness, health, michelle obama, obesity, oxygen, water, weight gain

LANE BRYANT CACIQUE AD

April 22, 2010 by Allie Pruitt

NEW YORK, NY – Two major Television networks are taking a strong stance against a new Lane Bryant ad!

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Categories Headlines, TopStory, Uncategorized Tags abc, fox

SNOW-BAMA

February 26, 2010 by Reginald Cunningham III

WASHINGTON, DC – President Obama held a bipartisan Health Care Summit yesterday.  To keep opposing factions together he summoned the snow gods to bring a blizzard!

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Categories Politics, TopStory, Uncategorized Tags president obama

Bridge to Nowhere Leads to Alien Quizno's

September 29, 2008 by Carl Woodward

JUNEAU, AK – Sources inside the Alaska State Legislature confirm today that Governor Sarah Palin’s earmark pet project, the “Bridge to Nowhere” was partially funded by Alien Investors.

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Categories Aliens, Celebs, Headlines, Mutants, Opinion, Uncategorized, WWN Store Tags alaska, congress, juneau, martian, palin, Russia, sarah palin, sarahpalin

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