SOUTH AMERICA – King Penguins are on the move again.
MARBLEHEAD, MA — An empty Massachusetts house called police for help.
BOSTON – The air you’re breathing is making you fat!
NEW YORK, NY – Two major Television networks are taking a strong stance against a new Lane Bryant ad!
WASHINGTON, DC – President Obama held a bipartisan Health Care Summit yesterday. To keep opposing factions together he summoned the snow gods to bring a blizzard!
JUNEAU, AK – Sources inside the Alaska State Legislature confirm today that Governor Sarah Palin’s earmark pet project, the “Bridge to Nowhere” was partially funded by Alien Investors.