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3,000 PENGUINS

June 2, 2011 by Tap Vann

SOUTH AMERICA – King Penguins are on the move again.

HAUNTED HOUSE CALLS 911

May 18, 2011 by Tap Vann

MARBLEHEAD, MA — An empty Massachusetts house called police for help.

AIR MAKES YOU FAT!

October 8, 2010 by J.B. Smitts

BOSTON – The air you’re breathing is making you fat!

LANE BRYANT CACIQUE AD

April 22, 2010 by Allie Pruitt

NEW YORK, NY – Two major Television networks are taking a strong stance against a new Lane Bryant ad!

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SNOW-BAMA

February 26, 2010 by Reginald Cunningham III

WASHINGTON, DC – President Obama held a bipartisan Health Care Summit yesterday. To keep opposing factions together he summoned the snow gods to bring a blizzard!

Bridge to Nowhere Leads to Alien Quizno's

September 29, 2008 by Carl Woodward

JUNEAU, AK – Sources inside the Alaska State Legislature confirm today that Governor Sarah Palin’s earmark pet project, the “Bridge to Nowhere” was partially funded by Alien Investors.