HOUSTON, TX – Billionaire energy mogul T. Boone Pickens has announced a revolutionary alien technology as the next step in the campaign for US energy independence.
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CHUPACABRAS ARE ALIEN PETS
SAN ANTONIO, TX – Residents of San Antonio are perplexed by a recent series of strange sightings.
PhD APE FLIES TO LIEBERMAN'S SIDE
STAMFORD, CT – In the midst of helping John McCain grieve, PhD Ape took a red-eye flight Monday night to be with Connecticut Senator Joe Lieberman.
VIDEO – LARRY KING INTERVIEWS UFO WITNESSES
Larry King interviewed witnesses of a mass UFO sighting in Stephenville, Texas.
UPDATE: HALF-HUMAN FISH ORIGINS
BREAKING NEWS: In a new study, scientists are researching the missing link between fish and land animals.
MCCAIN-BORG UPGRADES FOR DEBATE
DALLAS, TX – Republican presidential nominee John McCain announced Monday he will suspend his campaign yet again in order to upgrade his cybernetic systems.
BAT BOY REGISTERS TO VOTE IN 48 STATES
AUSTIN, TX – On the campus of The University of Texas yesterday afternoon, Bat Boy registered to vote in the Lone Star State.
This marked the forty-eighth state in which the half-bat, half-boy national icon successfully registered to help the nation decide the next US President.
UFO Found on Beach After Hurricane Ike
Unearthly beer bottles scattered on the floor suggest that the aliens had been flying inebriated