WASHINGTON – Doctors have confirmed that Barack Obama has had brain surgery.
MOSCOW – 144 years after selling Alaska to the U.S., Russia wants it back.
HANDENBURG, Austria – President Obama has been robbing Austrian banks to fuel the US economy.
WASHINGTON – US forced to sell Alaska in order to combat with the rising national debt.
HOLLYWOOD – After coming in third on last night’s DTWS finale, Bristol Palin bought the cast, crew and all her fans – Bat Boy Bobbleheads!
JUNEAU, ALASKA – Sarah Palin is a robot and she/it malfunctioned during her new reality show!
Why Go Rogue when you can Go Mutant?!!!
ALASKA – Sarah Palin celebrated her big Tea Party win on Tuesday by turning herself into Bat Boy!!
ELECTION 2010 – Big loser: marijuana remains illegal in California. Big winner: the McRib is back!
CHICAGO – Every state is reporting massive voter fraud in today’s midterm elections.