DALLAS – According to sources close to the Texas governor – Rick Perry fakes his twang.
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JOHN LENNON WAS A REPUBLICAN
LONDON – John Lennon’s personal diaries reveal that he was a staunch conservative and a registered Republican.
ARNOLD AND MARIA CALL IT QUITS!
Arnold Schwarzenegger and Maria Shriver have announced they have separated after 25 years of marriage.
HASSELBECK CURSES BUSH
NEW YORK, NY – The View’s resident Republican was snubbed by the White House, and she isn’t going down without a fight!
Elisabeth Hasselbeck is one of four female hosts of ABC’s “The View”. Previously a contestant on “Survivor: The Australian Outback”, Hasselbeck fought her way onto the daytime talk show to become the conservative voice.
McKAINYE CLOTHING LINE
CHICAGO, IL – Shocking both the hip-hop and the political worlds, Kanye West and John McCain announced that they have developed a joint clothing line.
UPDATE: PALINTOLOGY REVEALED!
BREAKING NEWS!
These drawings were found left behind on Palin’s debate notes last night showing both her belief in what should be taught in schools but also her view on the natural evolution of woman.
