MIAMI FL – Everyone in Miami is in on the porn game and wants to be a star.
SPACE BALLS FALLING ON MIAMI!
Large metallic balls are falling on Miami. NASA confirms that the alien space balls began …
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SOFIA VERGARA DEPORTED
Homeland Security has deported Sofia Vergara after a number of “incidents” in Miami.
MERMAIDS IN MIAMI!
Scores of mermaids were spotted on the shores of Miami Beach this week.
WORLD’S LONGEST PYTHON
A Miami man captured and killed the largest-ever Burmese python ever recorded.
MANTI TE'O CONFESSES TO OPRAH
Manti Te’o sat down with Oprah today and confessed to being in on the “girlfriend” hoax.
HOBBITS INVADE MIAMI
Hobbits have been swarming into South Beach over the last few weeks and the city wants them out.
MAN EATS HIS WEIGHT AT MIAMI’S TOP BBQ
MIAMI – A man set the world record for eating meat (in pounds) at Miami’s premier BBQ restaurant.
GIANT LEGO MAN REQUESTS ASLYUM
SIESTA KEY, FL – Giant LEGO Man made an epic journey from Denmark to the U.S. and is now seeking political asylum.