[mpoverlay]BREAKING NEWS: A year after Prince Harry’s Las Vegas fling, the Royal Family decided to pose for their annual Christmas card.
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PRINCE HARRY SPOTTED AT BURNING MAN!
Prince Harry continues his wild adventure in Nevada – this time he went to Burning Man!
PRINCE HARRY LOSES $50 MILLION IN VEGAS
What happens in Vegas no longer stays in Vegas. Prince Harry got naked and lost a royal fortune in poker.
OXFORD SKI TRIP
FRANCE – Oxford and Cambridge students suffered hypothermia after stripping down during a chilly trip to the Alps.
FCC OKAYS NUDITY ON TV
WASHINGTON, DC – The FCC has declared that nudity will now be allowed on TV – including full frontal nudity!
TSA SELLS NAKED BODY SCANS ONLINE
WASHINGTON – The TSA announced that they will be selling naked body scans of passengers on EBay to help pay off the national debt.
TSA TO STRIP SEARCH ALL PASSENGERS
WASHINGTON – Janet Napolitano announced today that, due to increased threats, all airline passengers will be strip-searched.
CHARLIE SHEEN HOSPITALIZED
NEW YORK – A drunk Charlie Sheen was arrested last night at the Plaza Hotel. He was naked with 15 escorts and two chimps.