MAN-BUTT DIALS GOD!

“I thought it was gas,” recalls JoJo “Tiny” Metcalf. Mr. Metcalf, one of the most in-demand bouncers on the NYC club scene, adds “but once I heard the intonations, I knew it was God.” Metcalf apologizes for his apartment being in a state of disarray, “between the paramedics and the phone company, things got a … READ MORE

2020 DOESN’T EXIST

You enjoyed your New Year’s Eve party. You drank some champagne and ate some hors d’oeuvres, talked to friends, chuckled at the banter of the television hosts on whatever network you preferred. Then you stayed up to watch the countdown as the ball dropped. When it reached the bottom, you cheered. “Happy New Year!” you … READ MORE