MISS MEXICO WINS, DEPORTED BY SHERIFF JOE

LAS VEGAS – Miss Mexico was crowned Miss Universe and soon after was deported by I.C.E.
Jimena Navarrete, a 22-year-old from Guadalajara, Mexico won the Miss Universe pageant last night, after donning a flowing red gown and telling the audience it’s important to teach kids family values.
Navarrete was first to answer an interview question Monday night and the last contestant standing in the headline-grabbing pageant on the Las Vegas Strip.
From flags to Facebook, 22-year-old Jimena Navarrete has made it clear what she plans to promote as the world’s newest Miss Universe – her home country of Mexico. “I want the whole world to know about my country and my people,”  she said after beating 82 competitors for global bragging rights.
That comment caught the attention of the Homeland Security Secretary, Janet Napolitano, who immediately dispatched an I.C.E (Immigration and Custom Enforcement) team to talk to her.  Sheriff Joe Arpaio drove up from Arizona to help out.  “I don’t know how she got into the country, but I’m going to enforce immigration laws and if she doesn’t have a birth certificate on her, she’s outta here.”
Navarrete, wearing her crown, was posing for world photographers when she decided to drape herself in a Mexican flag.  That’s when I.C.E. agents stormed into her dressing room.  Navarrete didn’t know how to answer the agents who kept screaming, “Show us your papers! Show us your papers!”  She clearly didn’t have any papers in her skin-tight bikini, so Sheriff Joe stripped Navarrete of her crown, cuffed her and took her into a back room for further questioning.

Meanwhile, the people of Mexico were going crazy, extremely proud that a Mexican woman had won the prestigious pageant.  She is the second miss Universe from Mexico. Lupita Jones won in 1991.
“Her triumph is a source of pride and satisfaction for all Mexicans, who see in her the fruits of perseverance,” Mexican President Felipe Calderon said in a statement. Immediately after her win, Calderon said on Twitter that her victory would help Mexico’s image as a country.
Not for long.
“Long live Mexico, Long live Mexico!” Navarrete shouted as she was dragged away from the Las Vegas Strip.  She was cheered by Spanish-speaking reporters, who were then also arrested by I.C.E.
“Every country has the right to impose and enact their laws,” Navarrete shouted to reporters, still wearing her new sash and tiara while being shoved into Sheriff’s Joe’s jeep. “But I tell you that all the Mexicans that are living here in the United States are hardworking people – people who want to improve on their quality of life.”
Governor Jan Brewer of Arizona arrived in Las Vegas to help with the “swift deportation” of Navarrete through Arizona.  “She’s just another Mexican woman who has taken a job away from an American!”  Governor Brewer then placed the Miss Universe crown on the head of Miss USA, Rima Fakih.
“Viva America!, Viva America!”  shouted Jan Brewer as Navarrete was whisked to the border.
On another note, aliens from Planet Zeeba were once again disappointed that their chosen woman, Zorgak, did not win Miss Universe.  “She glowed in her bikini, but it wasn’t enough to beat Navarrete,” said Judge Bret Michaels.

18 thoughts on “MISS MEXICO WINS, DEPORTED BY SHERIFF JOE”

  1. Does this mean in 2012 President Jan Brewer will come here to Pennsylvania and help the tax payers get rid of the employed illegal border jumper’s? Anyone in the medical profession who does not do their job faces charges like this one: ABUSE BY FAILURE TO ACT which includes neglecting the care of the patient which results in physical or psychological harm. So the federal government by not enforcing immigration laws has this very same result on middle and low income US taxpaying unemployed citizens and all our elderly homeowners paying school taxes. How can we charge the feds with ABUSE BY FAILURE TO ACT?

  2. I hope it's true … We don't want illegals here at all . If they want to come here legally thats a different story. GOD BLESS Sheriff JOE and Gov Brewer….

  3. patpacer and wendy, check your effing iq.. this was a joke, but ultimately a joke on ppl like you, which is the best joke of all. fuckwits!

    • Are you kidding me? This is no joke, she was lucky she wasn't in Arizona or she would of been in the gas chamber
      What a waste of a beautiful mind that would have been

  4. i hope idiots like you arent born daily cause wow would this country be more srewed up than it already is you belive anything you read or see in the media

  5. The only reason Miss Mexico won was because of the immigration law that passed and i guess there ways too sweeten what happen but the public isnt dumb too fall for this now the mexican can feel a little comforter viva mexico yeah right lol…….. hyprocritical …..

  6. How interesting it is to here these comments from men thinking with there dicks instead of there head. If she was not a legal to be in the USA then yes they had just cause to deport her back to her how country. It isn't fair to the hard working americans that have the right to be here to have to deal with paying out there money in tax dollars to take care of there kids who are sucking the system dry. Good hard working tax payers are losing there jobs an can't even get the right type of assistants because the system is already streach thin… Really guys wake up an take a look around….

    • any american who wants a job can get a job and beauty is just as good a test for citizenship as anything they are doing now. If we only allowed in aliens who won beauty pagents the USA would be a much better place

  7. americans here in that case are illegal to because americans werent the first people here..this was the native americans land before they got kicked off…and how can you say God bless them if God treats everyone equally and wouldn't like this kind racism

  8. no one understands..its not about Mexicans being better or americans..this racism in this country has got to stop…this is a free country and whoever is saying that Mexicans are stealing americans jobs ….well theyre wrong because if americans really wanted a job then they would get of their butts and look for one and work hard for what they want….and this is not the americans country they came here moving the indians out….and in gods eyes none of this is right…we are all humans color,accent,cultures shouldn't matter ….

  9. I don't know,, why be " Racist " ? Not only " Mexicans" are Ilegal in the USA. There is Africans, Asians, Other " Hispanics " living here. Not all hispanics in the USA are Mexicans ppl. Racist got to stop. Hispanics and other countries come here to get a better life and future. Hispanics do lots of work that " Americans " don't want to do. We are all humans. Americans are also ilegal in some way because it's all mixed with german/french/ etc. My point is Stop racist. We should be proud of having lots of culture in Our country. (:

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