ALIENS RUN FOURTH BRANCH OF GOVERNMENT

WASHINGTON, DC – The Washington Post unveiled the first installment of its Top Secret America series, revealing that much of America is now being controlled by aliens.

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ALIENS HELPED INDIANS BEAT CUSTER

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BILLINGS, MT – Even if Col. George Armstrong Custer had led 10,000 men against the Sioux in the 1876 battle at the Little Big Horn, they still would have been massacred –

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GATES PULLS PLUG ON DEFENSE SPENDING

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WASHINGTON, DC – The government has been forced to pull back on defense spending.  Secretary of Defense Robert Gates is pulling funding on F22 and Area 51, which is expected to close within the month. 

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