WASHINGTON, DC – A video has surfaced of an alien interview conducted over 50 years ago.
FBI MEMO PROVES ALIENS AT ROSWELL!
WASHINGTON, DC – A recently released memo by the FBI proves that aliens did land in Roswell, New Mexico.
WIKILEAKS – UFOS
LONDON – Classified documents in the latest WikiLeaks dump reveal an extensive, international cover-up of UFOs.
ALIENS RUN FOURTH BRANCH OF GOVERNMENT
WASHINGTON, DC – The Washington Post unveiled the first installment of its Top Secret America series, revealing that much of America is now being controlled by aliens.
ALIENS HELPED INDIANS BEAT CUSTER
BILLINGS, MT – Even if Col. George Armstrong Custer had led 10,000 men against the Sioux in the 1876 battle at the Little Big Horn, they still would have been massacred –
EDGAR MITCHELL BELIEVES IN ALIEN LIFE
GAITHERSBURG, MD – Former astronaut Edgar Mitchell stated at a UFO conference that extraterrestrial life exists and the government is actively covering it up.
GATES PULLS PLUG ON DEFENSE SPENDING
WASHINGTON, DC – The government has been forced to pull back on defense spending. Secretary of Defense Robert Gates is pulling funding on F22 and Area 51, which is expected to close within the month.
OBAMA DENIED AREA 51
LAS VEGAS, NV – President-Elect Obama’s streak of intergalactic bad luck continues this week as the Installation Commander of Area 51 refused to hand over the keys.
OPRAH TRIES TO PURCHASE AREA 51
GROOM LAKE, NV – Mega-celeb Oprah Winfrey has been in discussions with top government officials in an attempt to purchase Area 51.