WASHINGTON, DC – President Bush’s unlucky week continued as another shoe wielding reporter attacked him at an intergalactic press junket.
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OBAMA DENIED AREA 51
LAS VEGAS, NV – President-Elect Obama’s streak of intergalactic bad luck continues this week as the Installation Commander of Area 51 refused to hand over the keys.
WEEKLY WORLD NEWS IN TALKS TO BUY TRIBUNE
CHICAGO, IL – Sam Zell has met privately with an Alien contingent representing the interests of Weekly World News.
VIDEO – CALLING ALL ALIENS
CNN spoke with SETI scientists trying to listen for alien communication. Don’t they know they’re already here?
JUPITER AND VENUS CITIZENS MOON EARTH
NEW HAVEN, CT – Astronomers have announced that Jupiter and Venus will shine unusually brightly during a conjunction tonight.
ALIENS BUY UP BLACK FRIDAY DEALS
CHICAGO, IL – With the economy continuing its roller-coaster ride this week, retailers are expecting a different type of crowd.
OBAMA ADDS E.T. TO TEAM
CHICAGO, IL – President-Elect Barack Obama has gone a step further in diversifying his transition team.
VIDEO – ALIEN BELIEVERS AMONG US
CNN’s Miles O’Brien speaks with credible citizens who have seen UFOs.
VIDEO – ROSWELL REVISITED
As any Weekly World News reader knows, the Roswell incident is 100% fact. CNN further validates the event when they revisit the crash site.
