clones

HOW TO TELL IF YOU’RE A CLONE

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A practical guide to finding the “real you” They say everyone has a twin. A doppelganger. A stranger somewhere in the world who looks just like you. How to tell if you’re a clone? Ever wonder why that is? Most of us know it’s because alien cloning programs have been active on Earth for millennia. Need … READ MORE

U.S. PLANNING ARMY OF BAT BOY CLONES!

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“THE PENTAGON WANTS TO CREATE A BATTALION OF HEROES!” The U.S. Army War College in Carlisle, PA, has strongly advised the Pentagon to create hundreds or even thousands of Bat Boy clones to serve in ALL branches of the military. If the bold but controversial plan is enacted, War college analysts are convinced the army … READ MORE

HOLLYWOOD TO USE REAL MONSTERS IN NEW MONSTER MOVIES!

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We all grew up watching the older monster films that Hollywood used to churn out. Silly attempts at horror, fake blood, performers in rubber suits. But you may have noticed that recently the special effects have gotten much more realistic. That’s because they are real! Weekly World News sat down with Dunough McTrough to discuss this situation.  … READ MORE