PASADENA, CA – eHarmony has once again come under serious scrutiny. Critics of the popular dating site allege that it does not allow for humans to be paired up with aliens.
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CHUPACABRAS ARE ALIEN PETS
SAN ANTONIO, TX – Residents of San Antonio are perplexed by a recent series of strange sightings.
OPRAH TRIES TO PURCHASE AREA 51
GROOM LAKE, NV – Mega-celeb Oprah Winfrey has been in discussions with top government officials in an attempt to purchase Area 51.
OUTER SPACE OUTSOURCING
NEW YORK, NY – Alien and human labor activists are protesting outsourcing to a planet with a forty hour day.
VIDEO – LARRY KING WANTS TO INTERVIEW AN ALIEN
Larry King has declared that he will be the first broadcaster to interview an alien if we ever make contact!
VIDEO – LARRY KING INTERVIEWS UFO WITNESSES
Larry King interviewed witnesses of a mass UFO sighting in Stephenville, Texas.
PALIN POSED WITH ALIEN BEER
Racy photos have emerged of Sarah Palin posing with alien beer during her beauty queen days.
VIDEO – ALIEN ON TAPE?
Larry King interviews Stan Romanek, who says he shot footage of a real alien outside his house.
FIRST EVER INTERSTELLAR EXTRADITION
SAFFORD, AZ. – A fugitive’s abduction by aliens has prompted a hasty interstellar extradition treaty, now under review by the U.S. Senate.