ROME – An Italian researcher recorded footage of the asteroid 2009 DD 45 that recently passed by, and discovered a UFO near it!
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ED ANGER SAYS: SHUT DOWN NASA!
I’d be pig-biting mad but I can’t afford a hog – or a new set of dentures!
ELONGATED SKULLS DISCOVERED
OMSK, RUSSIA – Archaeologists have found a set of elongated skulls buried in Siberia. But this is not the first time these odd relics have been found.
PRO-OBAMA MCCAIN A POD PERSON
WASHINGTON, DC – In a shocking move, John McCain supported President Obama’s Iraq troop withdrawal plan, confirming recent allegations – McCain is an alien pod person!
LARGEST STINGRAY EVER CAUGHT
BANGKOK – The largest stingray ever caught was recorded and released back into the wild. But was it of this earth?
OBAMA CLOSES BANKING LOOPHOLE
WASHINGTON, DC – President Obama announced today his next move in his crusade to get the economy back on track – end off-world banking!
10 SIGNS YOUR CO-WORKER IS AN ALIEN
Many people work side by side with space aliens who look human – but you can spot these visitors by looking for certain tip-offs.
MADOFF SPENDS HANNUKAH WITH ALIEN
PALM SPRINGS, FL – Continuing a terrible holiday season, Bernard Madoff was forced to celebrate Hannukah with an unlikely Jew – The Alien!
ALIENS USING KOTA TOYS TO DESTROY EARTH
TOKYO, JAPAN – Just days before Christmas, evidence has been found that exposes an alien plot to destroy the Earth and enslave mankind – using toys!