LONDON – Investigators revealed that Rupert Murdoch’s News of The World has been hacking Obama’s blackberry.
Month: July 2011
NETFLIX TO STREAM PORN
LOS GATOS, CA – NetFlix shares rose sharply today after they announced they would begin streaming porn.
"EAT YOUR PEAS" SUMMIT
WASHINGTON, DC – President Obama called a “Peas Summit” to reignite the debt ceiling talks.
OPRAH SEX TAPE!
LOS ANGELES – Larry Flynt and Hustler somehow got their hands on an Oprah sex tape. They are going to release it!
OBAMA RELEASES CHUPACABRA INTO ARIZONA
PIMA COUNTY, AZ – The U.S. Department of Interior has released a Chupacabra into Arizona in an attempt to get the State to repeal their new immigration law.
SOCAL TO SECEDE; FORM NEW STATE
SAN DIEGO – 13 Southern California counties have voted to secede from California and form a new state.
TIGER WOODS ANNOUNCES "NO ANNOUNCEMENT"
LOS ANGELES – Tiger Woods held a press conference to tell the golf world he would not be making an annoucement.
THE FLYING CAR IS HERE!
DALLAS – The Flying Car is now available. Rick Perry immediately purchased 150,000 flying cars for use by Texas law enforcement.