CAPE CANAVERAL, FL – After the Space Shuttle Atlantis blasted off for the last time, President Obama sold NASA – and all its parts – to Russia.
Month: July 2011
JETER HITS 3000, TRADED TO METS
NEW YORK — After Derek Jeter reached the 3,000 hit mark, he was traded to the New York Mets.
MURDOCH HACKS WEEKLY WORLD NEWS!
NEW YORK – Murdoch’s News of the World hacked into the cellphones of top reporters at WWN!
NANCY GRACE GOES ON HUNGER STRIKE
ATLANTA – Nancy Grace announced she is going on hunger strike until Casey Anthony admits her guilt.
ANIMALS REACT TO CASEY ANTHONY VERDICT
Animals around the world were shocked as well. Casey better stay away from zoos for a while.
CASEY ANTHONY FOUND "NOT GUILTY"
BREAKING –Casey Anthony was found “not guilty” on all counts. She said she is now heading to… Disney World!