WASHINGTON – The White House confirmed rumors that President Obama is replacing Joe Biden with Andrew Cuomo.
Month: July 2011
MEGAN FOX MARRIES, BUT SHE'S STILL A MAN!
KONA, HI – WWN has confirmed that Megan Fox married Brian Austin Green on June 24th. WWN also confirmed that she is still a man.
STRAUSS-KAHN RELEASED; HEADS TO MASSAGE PARLOR
NEW YORK – As Manhattan prosecutors move to drop sexual assault charges, Dominique Strauss-Kahn was released from house arrest.
ALIEN GRAVEYARD FOUND
Scientists say they have found an extraterrestrial cemetery in central Africa that is at least 500 years old!