Congress passed a bill this week allowing the government to fly unmanned spy planes in the U.S.
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FAA BANS SEX WHILE SKYDIVING
KERSFIELD, CA – The Federal Aviation Administration has banned sex while skydiving after a skydiving sex stunt caused a pilot to crash land.
THE FLYING CAR IS HERE!
DALLAS – The Flying Car is now available. Rick Perry immediately purchased 150,000 flying cars for use by Texas law enforcement.
RATS ON A PLANE!
SYDNEY – Thousands of rabid rats were found on a Qantas plane. Twelve passengers were killed.
SPIRIT AIRLINES CHARGES PASSENGERS FOR OXYGEN
WASHINGTON – Spirit Airlines has come under fire from the FAA for charging their passengers for oxygen in the cabin.