PONTE VEDRA BEACH, FL – Tiger Woods announced that he is getting married again. His new bride? Rachel Uchitel.
MOSCOW – Russia launched a man spacedcraft that is scheduled to land on the sun.
LOS ANGELES – Justin Bieber has made his last record. He wants out of the music business and will only focus on film, TV and perfume from now on.
This magical event has become a social phenomenon in New York City.
ORLANDO – Casey Anthony’s lawyers confirmed that she will visit O.J. Simpson in jail next Wednesday.
PARIS – The French are celebrating the birth of the “immoral swimsuit”. 65 years old today.
LONDON – Weekly World News is in talks to acquire Rupert Murdoch’s News of the World.
LOS ANGELES – Upcoming freeway construction may cause the end of the world for L.A. residents.
HONOLULU — A California man got sucked into a Maui blow hole and died.
Manorexia is becoming a major health issue in America as men seek the “perfect” body.