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ALIENS BUY UP BLACK FRIDAY DEALS

November 28, 2008 by Carl Woodward

CHICAGO, IL – With the economy continuing its roller-coaster ride this week, retailers are expecting a different type of crowd.

November 27, 2008 by Carl Woodward

STAMFORD, CT – Tonya, the World’s Fattest Cat, debuted a new entrée just in time for Thanksgiving.

June 14, 2021November 26, 2008 by Gerry Dorsey

MARTINSBURG, WV – Bat Boy was spotted on a turkey farm celebrating Thanksgiving early.

November 26, 2008 by Lena Barker

BANGKOK, THAILAND – The Chaos Cloud is apparently unhappy over the uproar in Bangkok’s airport.

November 26, 2008 by Hideaki Tailor

CHICAGO, IL – President-Elect Barack Obama has gone a step further in diversifying his transition team.

November 25, 2008 by Hideaki Tailor

NEW YORK, NY – Fox News Channel is considering a radical replacement for Alan Colmes’ departure.

November 25, 2008 by Reginald Cunningham III

BRONX, NY – Fatfoot is looking for a companion who can love all of him.

November 25, 2008 by Erik Van Datiken

UPDATE: Amy Winehouse has been submitted to the hospital again, this time over stress from her crop circles!

November 24, 2008 by Erik Van Datiken

MIAMI, FL – Aliens have finally fessed up over the famed model with the missing navel.

November 24, 2008 by Allie Pruitt

LOS ANGELES, CA – The son of Pete Wentz and Ashlee Simpson can be included in those who hate his name.