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TURKEY PARDONS TRUMP!

November 25, 2019November 25, 2019 by Frank Lake

President caught in Thanksgiving quid pro quo This afternoon, Pilgrim, a 38-pound turkey from northern …

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ATTACK OF THE TURKEYS!

November 23, 2012 by Tap Vann

After the turkey that President Obama was murdered, wild turkeys across the country have been on the attack.

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THE GOSPEL OF BARNABAS FOUND IN IRAN!

May 25, 2012 by Tap Vann

Iran’s Basij Press claims the Gospel of Barnabas, discovered in 2000, will cause the collapse worldwide of Christianity.

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BLACK MAN COOKIES

September 12, 2011 by Hideaki Tailor

There’s a new hot snack selling in Romania and Turkey – Black Man Cookies!

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ZOMBIE TURKEYS

November 25, 2010 by J.B. Smitts

WASHINGTON, D.C. – The U.S. Center for Disease Control has issued a warning:  zombie turkeys are on the loose!

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STUDY: FAT MEN BETTER IN BED

September 8, 2010 by Frank Lake

TURKEY – In a new study of sexual behavior, scientists have concluded definitively that fat men are better in bed.

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FAT CAT DEBUTS TURBACONDUCKEN

November 27, 2008 by Carl Woodward

STAMFORD, CT – Tonya, the World’s Fattest Cat, debuted a new entrée just in time for Thanksgiving.

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BAT BOY GOBBLES TURKEY WHOLE

November 26, 2008 by Gerry Dorsey

MARTINSBURG, WV – Bat Boy was spotted on a turkey farm celebrating Thanksgiving early.

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