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TURKEY PARDONS TRUMP!

November 25, 2019 by Frank Lake

President caught in Thanksgiving quid pro quo This afternoon, Pilgrim, a 38-pound turkey from northern Virginia pardoned President Donald Trump in an act of kindness, compassion, and charity for Thanksgiving. … READ MORE

Categories Headlines Tags gobble gobble, thanksgiving, trump, turkey, turkey pardon

ATTACK OF THE TURKEYS!

November 23, 2012 by Tap Vann

After the turkey that President Obama was murdered, wild turkeys across the country have been on the attack.

Categories Headlines, TopStory Tags attack, gobble gobble, thanksgiving, turkey, turkeys, wild turkeys

THE GOSPEL OF BARNABAS FOUND IN IRAN!

May 25, 2012 by Tap Vann

Iran’s Basij Press claims the Gospel of Barnabas, discovered in 2000, will cause the collapse worldwide of Christianity.

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Categories Headlines, TopStory Tags Christianity, end of the world, end times, iran, Islam, Mohammed, mullahs, turkey

BLACK MAN COOKIES

September 12, 2011 by Hideaki Tailor

There’s a new hot snack selling in Romania and Turkey – Black Man Cookies!

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Categories Headlines, TopStory Tags cookies, nabisco, Romania, turkey

ZOMBIE TURKEYS

November 25, 2010 by J.B. Smitts

WASHINGTON, D.C. – The U.S. Center for Disease Control has issued a warning:  zombie turkeys are on the loose!

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Categories Headlines, Mutants, TopStory Tags Mutants, thanksgiving, turkey, turkeys, zombie attack, zombies

STUDY: FAT MEN BETTER IN BED

September 8, 2010 by Frank Lake

TURKEY – In a new study of sexual behavior, scientists have concluded definitively that fat men are better in bed.

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Categories Headlines, TopStory Tags obese women, sexual behavior, turkey

FAT CAT DEBUTS TURBACONDUCKEN

November 27, 2008 by Carl Woodward

STAMFORD, CT – Tonya, the World’s Fattest Cat, debuted a new entrée just in time for Thanksgiving.

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Categories Mutants, TopStory Tags connecticut, stamford, thanksgiving, tonya, turkey, world's fattest cat, worldsfattestcat

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