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NATIONAL DONUT DAY

June 4, 2009 by Allie Pruitt

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Friday, June 5, is America’s National Donut Day! Do you know your doughnut celebrations?

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Categories Headlines, TopStory Tags dunkin donuts, krispy kreme

OBAMA’S TELEPROMPTER BLOG

March 20, 2009 by Reginald Cunningham III

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WASHINGTON, DC – President Obama’s teleprompter has started its own blog.  Millions are anxious to hear the voice behind the voice of the President of the United States.

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Categories Mutants, TopStory Tags american idol, dunkin donuts, obama, obama's teleprompter, president obama, twitter

FATFOOT TRIES ONLINE DATING

November 25, 2008 by Reginald Cunningham III

BRONX, NY – Fatfoot is looking for a companion who can love all of him.

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Categories Mutants, TopStory Tags Bigfoot, bronx, bronx zoo, dunkin donuts, eharmony, facebook, fatfoot, footloose, hibernation, internet dating, match.com, new york, online dating, overweight bigfoot, overweight sasquatch, sasquatch, the view

FATFOOT ON THE VIEW

November 7, 2008 by Reginald Cunningham III

NEW YORK, NY – Fatfoot, the overweight Sasquatch, was recently discovered to be suffering from bulimia.   Yesterday he appeared on daytime television show The View to discuss his struggle.

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Categories Celebs Tags bulimia, dunkin donuts, eating disorder, fast food, fatfoot, joy behar, new jersey, new york, new york city, overweight, overweight bigfoot, overweight sasquatch, sasquatch, sasquatches, the view, theview

Rangel and Fatfoot Square Off Over Doughnut

September 23, 2008 by Sarah Haddad

Fatfoot and Charlie Rangel were spotted fighting in a Dunkin Donuts in Washington Heights

Categories Headlines, Mutants Tags Bigfoot, congress, dunkin donuts, fatfoot
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