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FIND A JOB, ON MARS!

August 4, 2010 by Frank Lake

RED PLANET –  Good news for the unemployed.  There are no jobs on earth anymore, but they’re hiring on Mars!

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Categories Aliens, Headlines, TopStory Tags Aliens, job search, mars, martians, match.com, tin-foil hats, unemployed

FATFOOT TRIES ONLINE DATING

November 25, 2008 by Reginald Cunningham III

BRONX, NY – Fatfoot is looking for a companion who can love all of him.

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Categories Mutants, TopStory Tags Bigfoot, bronx, bronx zoo, dunkin donuts, eharmony, facebook, fatfoot, footloose, hibernation, internet dating, match.com, new york, online dating, overweight bigfoot, overweight sasquatch, sasquatch, the view

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