CHRISTIE & OBAMA IN ABBOTT & COSTELLO REMAKE
PATERSON, NJ – Chris Christie and Barack Obama have inked a deal to play Abbott & Costello in a remake of a classic film – Abbott & Costello meet Frankenstein.
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U.S. POST OFFICE SHUTTING DOWN
WASHINGTON – The U.S. Post Office is bankrupt and will be closing for good on December 1, 2001.
OBAMA EXTENDS VACATION
MARTHA’S VINEYARD – President Obama has been interrupted so much on his vacation, he’s decided to extend it another week.
RICK PERRY IS FAKING HIS TWANG!
DALLAS – According to sources close to the Texas governor – Rick Perry fakes his twang.
DID GEORGE SOROS CAUSE MARKET CRASH?
NEW YORK – There’s speculation that George Soros placed heavy bets against the U.S., causing the market crash.
OBAMA THROWS “DOWNGRADE PARTY” AT WHITE HOUSE
WASHINGTON – For the first time history the U.S. credit rating was downgraded – and the White House celebrated in style!
MATT DAMON TO GIVE ALL HIS MONEY TO GOVERNMENT
HOLLYWOOD – In what could be a new celebrity trend, Matt Damon, announced he will give all his future earnings to the U.S. government.
CHARLIE SHEEN JUMPS FENCE AT WHITE HOUSE
WASHINGTON – After a man was detained by the Secret Service for jumping a fence at the White House – Charlie Sheen jumped over, too.
OPRAH SEX TAPE!
LOS ANGELES – Larry Flynt and Hustler somehow got their hands on an Oprah sex tape and are going to release it!
OBAMA: LET’S RAISE THE DEBT ROOF
WASHINGTON – President Obama is in talks with Senator Harry Reid and Senator Mitch McConnell to raise the debt roof.
