WASHINGTON, DC – Alien warriors had planned to attack Earth this Saturday, but the doomsday invasion has been averted – thanks to President Obama’s secret negotiations!
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WASHINGTON, DC – President Obama issued an Executive Order raising his salary to $1 million per year.
The White House announced today that due to the increasing number of scandals – reporters will not be allowed at The White House until further notice.
The White House reportedly announced that President has taken full control of the internet – issuing an Executive Order to do so.
Sources inside the U.S. Supreme Court are saying that Clarence Thomas plans to retire in June of this year.
President Obama reportedly wants to adopt China’s one-child policy for the United States.
President Obama announced that for today only – the borders to the U.S. will be open. All are welcome!
President Obama spent ten days picking out his 2013 NCAA Bracket. He selected Indiana as the winner.
The White House reportedly confirmed that President Obama played Satan in last night’s episode of “The Bible.”
North Korean leader Kim Jong On ceded leadership of his country to… Dennis Rodman.