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BOB WOODWARD ARRESTED!
The morning after award-winning reporter Bob Woodward took on the White House, he was arrested and sent to Guantanamo. The White House is serious about reporters…
OBAMA AND TIGER WOODS PARTY IN MIAMI!
President Obama played golf Sunday with Tiger Woods and then the two men went out and had a wild night in Miami.
POPE RESIGNS ON OBAMA’S ORDERS
Pope Benedict XVI announced he would resign Feb. 28. President Obama has ordered him to do so.
CHICAGO TO BE RENAMED “OBAMA CITY”
The Mayor of Chicago, Rahm Emanuel, reportedly announced that the city will be renamed. It will now be – Obama City!
WHITE HOUSE TO ARREST PHOTOSHOPPERS
The White House has begun arresting photoshoppers who tampered with the President’s gun picture.
NFL TO SHUT DOWN BY 2020
The NFL announced that due to injury lawsuits and President Obama’s latest initiative, it will shut down in 2020.
OBAMA JOINS NRA
President Obama shocked Americans today by announcing that he has joined the National Rifle Association.
U.S. POST OFFICE SHUTTING DOWN
WASHINGTON – The U.S. Post Office is bankrupt and will be closing for good on March 2, 2013.
OBAMA INAUGURATION TO COST $300 MILLION
The US. Government will reportedly spend over $300 million on the second inauguration of Barack Obama.
OBAMA ADDS HIMSELF TO MOUNT RUSHMORE
At a press conference today, President Obama announced that he is ordering his face be placed on Mount Rushmore. President Obama said that he has issued…
