SAYS STUNNED DAIRY FARMER: “I THINK IT WAS SOMETHING IN THE WATER.” When rumors starting flying about a giant gorilla-cow hybrid, Weekly World News was the first on the scene.
Obama launched his latest Climate Change initiative – he is banning cows in America!
In Brazil, there have been numerous sightings of flying cows!
East Hampton, NY — Last week, local rancher lucky stetson was working his cattle when a rogue cow set off for the hills.
DENVER — Local authorities used explosives to drive a herd of frozen cows out of a cabin in the Rocky Mountains.
The miracle birth happened in Velistsikhe, Georgia.
AMSTERDAM – Lab-grown burgers are now a reality!
ENGLAND – Cows have been bred to produce human breast milk!
WASHINGTON — High levels of radiation have be found in milk samples in two Western states. Officials say there is a significant public health threat.
BOURBON COUNTY – Killer Cows, first discovered in South Texas last year, ambled into Kansas today. Local residents are frightened.