DENVER — Local authorities used explosives to drive a herd of frozen cows out of a cabin in the Rocky Mountains.
OBAMA TO BAN COWS IN USA
Obama launched his latest Climate Change initiative – he is banning cows in America!
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FLYING COWS
In Brazil, there have been numerous sightings of flying cows!
RANCHER LASSOS FLYING COW
East Hampton, NY — Last week, local rancher lucky stetson was working his cattle when a rogue cow set off for the hills.
RADIOACTIVE MILK
WASHINGTON — High levels of radiation have be found in milk samples in two Western states. Officials say there is a significant public health threat.
KILLER COWS CROSS INTO KANSAS
BOURBON COUNTY – Killer Cows, first discovered in South Texas last year, ambled into Kansas today. Local residents are frightened.