nancy pelosi Archives

OBAMA THROWS "DOWNGRADE PARTY" AT WHITE HOUSE

August 8, 2011 by Frank Lake

WASHINGTON – For the first time in history the U.S. credit rating was downgraded – and the White House celebrated in style!

July 29, 2011 by Frank Lake

WASHINGTON, DC – Nancy Pelosi went on all the news shows to make a proclamation: the world will end on August 2nd!

June 12, 2011 by Elsa Akesson

NEW YORK – Rep. Anthony Weiner entered treatment for his online sexting affairs at an online rehabilitation facility.

June 7, 2011 by Frank Lake

HOLLYWOOD – The women in the Anthony Weiner text scandal have signed with Bravo for a reality show.

January 8, 2011 by Frank Lake

BOCA RATON, FL – Due to the bad economy, many young adults are moving into nursing homes and assisted living facilities.

January 7, 2011 by Frank Lake

WASHINGTON – A day after reading the U.S. Constitution, Republicans will read the Bible in the house floor.

October 13, 2010 by Frank Lake

COPIAPO, CHILE – In an agreement between the U.S. and Chile — for each miner brought up, they will send down one U.S. politician.

September 8, 2010 by Frank Lake

WASHINGTON – On the first night of the White House Dance Series, the White House introduced its own dance troupe, Hip-Potus.

September 3, 2010 by Frank Lake

WASHINGTON – Due to the poor economy, Congress voted today to rename Labor Day. This year it will be called “Sex Day.”

July 24, 2010 by Frank Lake

WASHINGTON – Several days after Michele Bachmann won approval for The Tea Party Caucus in the House, Nancy Pelosi has announced she will join.