joe biden Archives

CHINA TO LAUNCH MISSILES AT U.S.

September 2, 2011 by Tap Vann

BEIJING – China is planning to fire missiles at the United States.

August 18, 2011 by Frank Lake

BEIJING – VP Joe Biden visited The Great Wall today and told the Chinese that The Great Wall “must come down.”

July 12, 2011 by Frank Lake

WASHINGTON, DC – President Obama called a “Peas Summit” to reignite the debt ceiling talks.

July 5, 2011 by Frank Lake

WASHINGTON – The White House confirmed rumors that President Obama is replacing Joe Biden with Andrew Cuomo.

March 29, 2011 by Frank Lake

WASHINGTON – Katie Couric showed up for her CBS interview of VP Joe Biden and – he locked her in a closet!

February 20, 2011 by Ed Anger

I’m madder than Jesse Jackson without a rhyming dictionary because these union thugs are making our states go broke!

February 10, 2011 by Frank Lake

WASHINGTON – President Obama has finally quit smoking! But now he’s drinking like a fish.

September 15, 2010 by Frank Lake

WASHINGTON – President Obama will throw a fiesta on September 16th to celebrate Mexico’s bicentennial.

September 3, 2010 by Frank Lake

WASHINGTON – Due to the poor economy, Congress voted today to rename Labor Day. This year it will be called “Sex Day.”

August 17, 2010 by Frank Lake

NEW YORK, NY – The Lollipop Omen, a little known technical indicator, predicts a big upswing in the stock market!