BEIJING – China is planning to fire missiles at the United States.
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BIDEN TO CHINESE: "TEAR DOWN THIS WALL!"
BEIJING – VP Joe Biden visited The Great Wall today and told the Chinese that The Great Wall “must come down.”
"EAT YOUR PEAS" SUMMIT
WASHINGTON, DC – President Obama called a “Peas Summit” to reignite the debt ceiling talks.
OBAMA DUMPS BIDEN, PICKS CUOMO
WASHINGTON – The White House confirmed rumors that President Obama is replacing Joe Biden with Andrew Cuomo.
BIDEN LOCKS KATIE COURIC IN CLOSET!
WASHINGTON – Katie Couric showed up for her CBS interview of VP Joe Biden and – he locked her in a closet!
ED ANGER SAYS, "BUST THE UNIONS!"
I’m madder than Jesse Jackson without a rhyming dictionary because these union thugs are making our states go broke!
OBAMA CELEBRATES MEXICAN INDEPENDENCE DAY
WASHINGTON – President Obama will throw a fiesta on September 16th to celebrate Mexico’s bicentennial.
LABOR DAY RENAMED SEX DAY.
WASHINGTON – Due to the poor economy, Congress voted today to rename Labor Day. This year it will be called “Sex Day.”
LOLLIPOP OMEN: STOCK MARKET WILL SOAR!
NEW YORK, NY – The Lollipop Omen, a little known technical indicator, predicts a big upswing in the stock market!