NEW YORK, NY – The Lollipop Omen, a little known technical indicator, predicts a big upswing in the stock market!
STOCK-PICKING CHIMP IS BACK!
“To Err is Simian” Lancelot Link, Secret Chimp Alas, Uncle Lancelot saw it coming: the …
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ED ANGER SAYS: A LITTLE LEAD NEVER HURT ANYBODY
I’m pig biting mad about all the crazy news this week! I’m sick of that crazy baby machine lady with the big lips. I’m sick of movie stars talking about how brave they are for making a movie about some pansy thirty years after he died.