stock market

REDDIT USERS NOW TURN THEIR POWER TO FOOD

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Market Madness CONTINUES AT CONVENIENCE STORES! Over this past week, online communities have demonstrated that they can disrupt the stock market, making certain stock prices soar way above their presumed value. Companies like Gamestop and AMC, buoyed by online campaigns, demonstrated “meme-stock” growth that baffled long-time market watchers and even led to the suspension of … READ MORE

STOCK-PICKING CHIMP IS BACK!

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“To Err is Simian”  Lancelot Link, Secret Chimp Alas, Uncle Lancelot saw it coming: the stock-picking chimp violated his cardinal rule – “don’t fall in love with a stock” in this case, cryptocurrencies. So I’m back writing this column because I need the $ and since you’re reading, you probably do too! So let’s step … READ MORE

ED ANGER SAYS: A LITTLE LEAD NEVER HURT ANYBODY

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I’m pig biting mad about all the crazy news this week! I’m sick of that crazy baby machine lady with the big lips. I’m sick of movie stars talking about how brave they are for making a movie about some pansy thirty years after he died.