WASHINGTON. BREAKING NEWS *** President Barack Obama has resigned the Presidency of the United States!
JOE BIDEN'S GONE MISSING!
Joe Biden went to Delaware to prepare for his Vice Presidential debate, but he’s… gone missing!
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MITT ROMNEY WINS DEBATE!
Pundits on all major networks agree… Mitt Romney destroyed President Obama in tonight’s debate.
SHOCK POLL: ROMNEY LEADS OBAMA BY 22 POINTS
In a shocking new WWN/PPQ Presidential Poll, Mitt Romney is pulling away from Barack Obama. Romney’s up by 22!
BIDEN ENDORSES ROMNEY FOR PRESIDENT!
Vice President Joe Biden shocked the nation in a speech last night when he endorsed Mitt Romney for President.
JOE BIDEN JOINS HELLS ANGELS
SEAMAN, Ohio — After hanging out with bikers for the weekend, Vice President Joe Biden has joined the Hells Angels.
OBAMA REPLACES BIDEN WITH HILLARY
WASHINGTON – Sources say President Obama is making Hillary Clinton his Vice President and Joe Biden will now be Secretary of State.
BIDENBOT MALFUNCTIONS AGAIN
WASHINGTON — BidenBot, the lifelike, cybernetic machine that poses as Vice President Joe Biden during most of his public appearances, has malfunctioned again during a recent press conference.
VP JOE BIDEN FALLS FOR NIGERIAN MONEY SCAM
WASHINGTON, DC — The Vice President is out $800,000 after he fell for a well-known Internet scam.
IRS WILL NOW DO YOUR TAXES
WASHINGTON: President Obama is pushing a new plan to have the IRS do your taxes – tell you what you owe.