A comprehensive study out of Oxford University proves that men are more evolved human beings than women.
LINDSAY LOHAN JOINS CAST OF BUCKWILD
Lindsay Lohan has signed on to join the reality cast of MTV’s new series – Buckwild!
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FEMA RUNS OUT OF WATER
After saying that they have performed “flawlessly” FEMA ran out of water on Staten Island.
BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN: NEW JERSEY WILL RISE AGAIN!
Bruce Springsteen has reportedly promised to do everything in his power help his home state.
GOV. CHRISTIE TO ARREST "STUPID PEOPLE"
With Hurricane Sandy set to destroy the Jersey Shore, Governor Chris Christie ordered all stupid people arrested.
HUNGER GAMES INSPIRES "GLADIATOR STYLE" TV
“The Hunger Games” inspires “Gladiator Style” Reality TV!
SNOOKI PREGNANT!
Snooki is having a baby! Sources say she and Jionni LaValle are expecting a little guido in September.
PURPLE SQUIRRELS ON THE RAMPAGE!
JERSEY SHORE, PA – Purple Squirrels are running wild – attacking property and people!
JERSEY SHORE STAR LECTURES AT HARVARD
CAMBRIDGE, MA – Vinny Guadagnino has been hired as guest lecturer at Harvard, Yale and Columbia.
