All Galveston County Constable wanted was a little motorboat!
WASHINGTON, DC – Rep. Barney Frank revealed to Congress today that he had breast augmentation surgery.
LOS ANGELES – WWN reporters have confirmed that Miley Cyrus has a new set of breast implants.
HOLLYWOOD – A new plastic surgery procedure is all the rage in Hollywood. Women are getting a uniboob!
The Jersey Shore Season 4 premiere earned monster ratings – a 19.6 rating among adults ages 18-49 and a projected 118 million viewers overall – shattering all TV records.
AMSTERDAM – Finally there is a bra that prevents cleavage wrinkles!
BOISE, ID – A Boise physician has volunteered to perform breast exams in bars and nightclubs. And the women of Idaho support him.
LONDON – Pamela Anderson spoke to butchers over the weekend, showing off her meat.
ORLANDO – Justin Bieber, taking estrogen pills to avoid puberty, now has breasts!