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OBAMA'S NEW PET

November 17, 2008 by Carl Woodward

CHICAGO, IL – President-Elect Obama’s Transition team announced today that the First Family to be has made a very important decision.

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Categories TopStory Tags barack obama, barackobama, Bigfoot, chicago, cryptid, first family, illinois, malia, obama, obama's new dog, president elect, sasquatch, tiny bigfoot, west virginia, white house

OBAMA NAMES INTERGALACTIC UN AMBASSADOR

November 10, 2008 by Carl Woodward

CHICAGO, IL – President-Elect Barack Obama held a press conference early this morning to announce his appointee to the Inter-planetary organization.

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Categories Aliens, TopStory Tags barack obama, barackobama, bush, chicago, illinois, iraq, karl rove, karlrove, obama, president bush, reggie love

OBATMA 2012

November 6, 2008 by Hideaki Tailor

CHICAGO, IL – In the wake of President Elect Barack Obama’s speech, Obatma took to the stage to make his own announcement.

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Categories Mutants, TopStory Tags barack obama, barackobama, chicago, half-bat, illinois, mosquitoes, obama, obatma, presidential campaign

OBATMA AND BAT BOY PARTY IN CHICAGO

November 5, 2008 by Allie Pruitt

COLUMBIA, MO – Obatma and Bat Boy are returning to Chicago to celebrate Senator Obama’s victory!

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Categories Mutants, TopStory Tags Bat Boy, batboy, chicago, columbia, illinois, michelle obama, missouri, obatma, senator obama

McKAINYE CLOTHING LINE

November 3, 2008 by Marge Floori

CHICAGO, IL – Shocking both the hip-hop and the political worlds, Kanye West and John McCain announced that they have developed a joint clothing line.

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Categories Celebs Tags apparel, chicago, clothing, george bush, hip-hop, hurricane katrina, illinois, john mccain, johnmccain, kanye west, Politics, president, presidential campaign, republican

OJ SIMPSON: COLLEGE PROFESSOR

October 10, 2008 by Marge Floori

CHICAGO, IL – The University of Illinois at Chicago announced this morning that they have offered OJ Simpson an adjunct professorship in its prestigious Drama department.

Categories Headlines Tags bill ayers, chicago, heisman, illinois, kidnapping, naked gun, nevada, oj simpson, ojsimpson, professor, weather underground
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