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ROBOT OVERLORDS ABORT U.S.A. INVASION!

September 16, 2021 by Brick Rivers

“IT WOULD’VE BEEN TOO CRUEL,” SAYS HEAD ROBOT, “LIKE DROP-KICKING A KITTEN.” In June of 2019, the small, sluggish burg of Constant Falls, the government designated Georgia “Ground Zero” in … READ MORE

Categories Headlines, Technology Tags robots, seeds

DETROIT AND CLEVELAND TURNING INTO FARMS

August 3, 2011 by Tap Vann

CLEVELAND –  With the economy in a coma – Detroit and Cleveland are becoming farms once again.

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Categories Headlines, TopStory Tags Bruce Springsteen, cleveland, detroit, farms, Milwaukee, pittsburgh, seeds

OBATMA WRONGLY ARRESTED

December 9, 2008 by Hideaki Tailor

CHICAGO, IL – Obatma was wrongly arrested this morning for conspiring to sell Barack Obama’s vacant Senate seat.

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Categories Politics, TopStory Tags barack obama, barackobama, blagojevich arrest, blagojevich arrested, blagojevich tapes, chicago, illinois, kenya, obama, obatma, rod blagojevich, rodblagojevich, seeds
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