LOS ANGELES – Tyler Perry reportedly made an offer to buy bankrupt American Airlines. They accepted. The new airline: African-American Airlines.
BREAKING – Facebook, a public company, has reportedly announced a bold new plan – charging users?
LAS VEGAS – Tragedy struck Kim Kardashian last night on a private flight from New Jersey to Las Vegas. Her left butt cheek exploded.
SAO PAOLO – Brazil held the world’s first Beautiful Butt contest. There were many contenders for the “crown.”
KANSAS CITY, MO – A stunning new book reveals Jesus’ words as coded prophecies!
NEW ORLEANS, LA – A leading psychologist wants to prove whether Santa Claus really exists by not buying presents for their kids this year!
NAGPUR, INDIA – A high school student in central India was crowned the world’s shortest woman by Guinness World Records.
NASA’s surveillance spacecraft spotted an alien spaceship near the planet Mercury.
BREAKING NEWS Google has selected Weekly World News for the launch of the new Google Currents social reading platform for iPhones, Android Phones, Android tablets and iPads.
