LAS VEGAS – Tragedy struck Kim Kardashian last night on a private flight from New Jersey to Las Vegas. Her left butt cheek exploded.
HOLLYWOOD – Kim Kardashian will have to come up with $30 million if she wants to buy back her sex tape.
WASHINGTON, DC – Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries tied the knot tonight at The White House!
HOLLYWOOD – Kim Kardashian got engaged to Kris Humphries of the New Jersey Nets. She’s moving to Jersey!
LOS ANGELES – At last night’s Grammys, Kim Kardashian had a butt emergency. Her butt busted out of her dress!