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SANTA CLAUS CHECKS INTO REHAB!

Is it Curtains for Christmas? RANCHO MIRAGE, CA – There was a media circus here …

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NEW ORLEANS, LA – A leading psychologist wants to prove whether Santa Claus really exists by not buying presents for their kids this year!

LONDON – Due to arctic conditions and a massive blizzard – Great Britain has canceled Christmas.

The Leonid meteor shower of 2010 is peaking this week and the best time to see the sky show is NOW.

CHARLESTON, WV – Bat Boy trapped Santa Claus! Mutant child not sure what he’s supposed to do with him now.

ANCHORAGE, AK – The popular program of answering Santa’s letters from the “North Pole” is being discontinued!

NEW YORK, NY – In an interview on Fox News, former Vice President Dick Cheney admitted that “there was never any evidence Iraq was involved in 9-11.”

UPDATE: Through a miraculous combination of teamwork and ingenuity, Santa Claus was saved and Christmas proceeded as scheduled.