SANTA HIRES OUTSIDE PROTECTION THIS YEAR!
WILL WEREWOLVES ON WHEELS SAVE CHRISTMAS? It was just about a week ago that this WWN stalwart received a strange phone call. “Brick? This is Santa Claus. I need your … READ MORE
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SANTA GOT JACKED?!
He looks 500 years younger! Old Saint Nick was working out all summer long! Now he looks like a fitness model. It turns out he had an extra Peloton bike … READ MORE
SANTA LOOKS 500 YEARS YOUNGER
WEEKLY WORLD NEWS EXCLUSIVE! He looks 500 years younger! Old Saint Nick was working out all summer long and now looks like a fitness model. It seems that he had … READ MORE
SANTA HAS COVID!
Will not affect present delivery! As COVID-19 numbers climb through the winter wave—second or third depending on who you ask—countries across the world are moving back toward lockdowns and closures. … READ MORE
SANTA CLAUS CHECKS INTO REHAB!
Is it Curtains for Christmas? RANCHO MIRAGE, CA – There was a media circus here today as Santa Claus checked himself into the Betty Ford Clinic. Santa opted to enter … READ MORE
WANTED: REINDEER BOY
WWN is on a mission to find our most wanted subjects. Please help us. Have you seen Reindeer Boy?
IS THERE REALLY A SANTA CLAUS?
NEW ORLEANS, LA – Parents can help a psychologist prove whether Santa Claus really exists by not buying presents for their kids this year!
BRITAIN CANCELS CHRISTMAS
LONDON – Due to arctic conditions and a massive blizzard – Great Britain has canceled Christmas.
LEONID METEOR SHOWER
The Leonid meteor shower of 2010 is peaking this week and the best time to see the sky show is NOW.