LAS VEGAS – Tragedy struck Kim Kardashian last night on a private flight from New Jersey to Las Vegas. Her left butt cheek exploded.
HOLLYWOOD – Mr. Kim Kardashian, who also plays basketball, was asked by producers of his wife’s reality show to get butt implants to match his wife’s. And he’s doing it!
LOS ANGELES – At last night’s Grammys, Kim Kardashian had a butt emergency. Her butt busted out of her dress!