BREAKING NEWS – Osama bin Laden was spotted in Tehran yesterday!
An Iranian spokeswoman confirmed last night Mahmoud Ahmadinejad is an imposter.
TEHRAN – Iran announced that it has built the world’s first flying saucer.
JORDAN – Mideast leaders agree – Satan has taken control of Hillary Clinton’s body.
HAVANA – Fidel Castro admitted that the Cuban system doesn’t work and hopped a raft for America.
FRANCE – Carla Bruni is back in the news. WWN first revealed that Bruni was immortal and was far beyond your mere first lady. Stay-tuned as more will follow tomorrow!
TEHRAN – Despite repeated crackdowns, protests in Iran continue. To calm and distract the populace, Ahmedinejad staged a tribute to Michael Jackson.
TEHRAN – While violence continues to rock Iran over election results, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad went into a funk after President Obama never returns his calls.