GENIUS FARMER INVENTS “SCARE-SNOW”
Terrifying effigy keeps the crops safe Philip Olsen, a farmer near Galveston, Texas, saw a …
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NASCAR DRACULA!
Vampire on Wheels Wows Crowds! Ever since he was young, Count Alexandru Craioveanu had a …
REDDIT USERS NOW TURN THEIR POWER TO FOOD
Market Madness CONTINUES AT CONVENIENCE STORES! Over this past week, online communities have demonstrated that …
LOCH NESS MONSTER DISCOVERED — IN CONGRESS!
Elected by a landslide But now the Loch Ness monster has been discovered in a different place entirely—the …
2020 IS GOING TO REPEAT!
A psychic has the bad news! Every year, Henrietta Halvorson spends December thinking about January. …
SANTA HAS COVID!
Will not affect present delivery! As COVID-19 numbers climb through the winter wave—second or third …
CAPITALIST PIG!
Clairvoyant Swine Predicts Stocks Over the years many animals have tried their hand at the …
HYPNOTIZED WOMAN LANDS PLANE – SAVES HUNDREDS
TRANCED-OUT PILOT Doesn’t Remember a Thing! When Pine Airlines Flight 389 got into trouble just …
NEWS SCHEDULED TO END
“Enough, Already,” Says Human History By any standard, this has been a busy year: pandemic, …
PUTIN SINGS!
Kremlin Releases Pop Album! In an increasingly complicated world, one thing is still true: music …