7-FOOT BELGIANS CAN HEAR THE PAST!
SCIENTISTS Hear Napoleon Speaking The early albums of bands like The Beatles and The Rolling …
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YESTERDAY THE WORLD LOST A MINUTE!
Tick… Tock… Taken! One Minute Vanished! Pilar Campos-Rivers, a senior researcher at the Northwest Institute, started …
EINSTEIN WAS AN ACTOR!
Albert Einstein, the beloved genius of the twentieth century, was not who he seemed—at least …
ALIENS SEIZE GIULIANI’S BRAIN!
Aliens from the planet Gootan have seized the brain of Rudy Giuliani, the former mayor …
BIGFOOT HAS A TWIN BROTHER!
Woodbeast came out to support Bigfoot’s Vice Presidential campaign in 2020. SUNBURY, PA – Local …
BLOOMBERG HAS THE MAGIC!
What does HE have up his sleeve? When billionaire and former New York mayor Michael …
MONEY IS ROOT OF ALL GOOD
MONEY CAN’T BUY YOU HAPPINESS… But it Makes You Better We’ve all heard the old …
NEW NOSTRADAMUS NOTEBOOKS FOUND
He is still all-seeing and all-knowing! New notebooks of the famed sixteenth-century French astrologer Nostradamus …
DAVID BOWIE AND TOM PETTY FORM NEW BAND IN HEAVEN!
…AND THEN THEY ARE SUED! The rock world was stunned and shocked in 2016 when …
“MY REFRIGERATOR AT ALL MY FOOD!”
DUBUQUE, IA—Lorna Macklin, an elementary-school teacher, has a problem. It started last Friday. “After school …