HOLLYWOOD – CBS has decided to help Charlie Sheen get the help he needs. They’ve bought him his own brothel in Nevada.
LAS VEGAS – The Mustang Ranch has launched a deal with discount coupon provider Groupon.
NEW YORK – The mystery of Charlie Sheen’s missing watch has been solved. The hooker took it!
NEW YORK – A drunk Charlie Sheen was arrested last night at the Plaza Hotel. He was naked with 15 escorts and two chimps.