HOLLYWOOD – CBS has decided to help Charlie Sheen get the help he needs. They’ve bought him his own brothel in Nevada.
BAT BOY SPOTTED WITH "THE DRIVER"
Bat Boy was spotted on South Beach reading the hot new comic thriller, The Driver!
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GET YOUR GROUPON!
LAS VEGAS – The Mustang Ranch has launched a deal with discount coupon provider Groupon.
CHARLIE SHEEN’S WATCH
NEW YORK – The mystery of Charlie Sheen’s missing watch has been solved. The hooker took it!
CHARLIE SHEEN HOSPITALIZED
NEW YORK – A drunk Charlie Sheen was arrested last night at the Plaza Hotel. He was naked with 15 escorts and two chimps.